Thirsty Thursday

By: Drunk Guy Ky

Welcome back, fantasy drunks! Hopefully you are still in the running for the championship. If so, let’s get the right players in that lineup so you can be shotgunning beers in celebratory fashion instead of drinking away your sorrows and failures knowing your season is over. Nobody wants to be the guy sobbing in the corner thinking about all those coulda, shoulda, woulda scenarios…I’ve seen it a hundred times. I digress. Let’s get to the shotguns of the week.

Quarterbacks:

  1. Aaron Rodgers
  2. Ryan Tannehill
  3. Ben Roethlisberger

Running Backs:

  1. Alvin Kamara
  2. Mike Davis
  3. Cam Akers

Wide Receivers:

  1. Devonta Adams
  2. Allen Robinson
  3. A.J. Brown

Tight Ends:

  1. T.J. Hockenson
  2. Logan Thomas
  3. Robert Tonyan

Just like there’s nothing better than tying one on, there’s nothing worse than a nasty hangover that has you lying to yourself about never drinking again. Let’s talk about my guys to avoid like those $2 pitchers of Long Island Iced Teas. The following players made the list for multiple reasons: bad matchups, lack of production or just a good old fashioned gut feeling that you shouldn’t start them.

Quarterbacks:

  1. Deshaun Watson
  2. Russell Wilson
  3. Matt Ryan

Running Backs:

  1. Miles Sanders
  2. Chris Carson
  3. Clyde Edwards-Helaire

Wide Receivers:

  1. Terry McLaurin
  2. Adam Thielen
  3. Brandin Cooks

Tight Ends:

  1. Dallas Goedert
  2. Jonnu Smith
  3. Eric Ebron

Best of luck this week, fellow drunks! I hope to see you back here next week with another 6-pack of great ideas. If not, keep your head up and continue to follow the 365 guys all year long. Fantasy football is like anything else in life – you get out what you put in. Stay tuned all offseason to be in position for that championship next season!